Tattle Tuesday

Hi Kitties! Captain Jack here. For today's Tattle Tuesday I am going to tell you what Fagin did to Mommy a few mornings ago. Now, you must first know that Mommy is in no way, shape or form a morning person. She HATES mornings. Usually in our house during the work week Mommy is up first. She stumbles downstairs all bleary eyed and goes straight to the coffee maker. We have one of those pod coffee makers so she can make a cup of coffee in about 45 seconds. After her coffee is made, she gets out our treats and gives us our breakfast. Well, on this particular day she had sat her coffee onto the counter and turned to get our Temptations. As she turned around Fagin jumped onto the counter and SPLASH!! Fagin spilled Mommy's coffee! In fact, not only did Fagin spill Mommy's fresh, hot coffee but he spilled the coffee on Mommy! Let me tell you kitties, Mommy SCREAMED loud enough to wake Daddy and then she screamed some adult words that I am not allowed to say. But the worst part kitties? Mommy was so upset and so soaked that she ran upstairs and jumped into the shower without giving me my morning nummies!! And it was all Fagin's fault!! Yes, The Kid is a menance!! Some of you may wonder when Fagin will be promoted from cabin boy and let me tell you, if he continues to act like this, he will be swabbing the decks forever!!