You kitties will not believe what happened last night! It started out well - I sat on my window ledge and stared at the night squirrels as Uncle Dave calls them (you know, the night time creatures that only us kitties can see that we do not tell the humans about), and dreamed of my Lady Boo. I was very happy and content....
When suddenly, I heard something awful. Mommy said "She will be here tommorow night so I can show her what the boys need and let her know things like what to do when Jack demands treats or when Dante swats at Beaux. I guess we should tell her not to be surprised if she wakes up with 3 cats and 2 dogs on the bed with her!" WHAT?!?! What was this all about? Well kitties, let me tell you!! Mommy was talking about Ms. C, a PETSITTER!! ACK!! Aunt Susan and Uncle Dave have Ms. C come and stay with their furry children when they go out of town on trips so this can mean only one thing - Mommy and Daddy are going on a trip!! NO!!! That means Mommy and Daddy are not taking us here!
Purrageous Mom: Sorry Captain Jack, but its true. Daddy and I are going to the beach and sadly no pets are allowed. However, Ms. C loves kitties and puppies and she is going to come and stay here at the house with you for the whole week we are gone....Captain Jack: You are going for a week? I do not think so!! How could you leave me with Fagin of all kitties for a whole week!! And what if Ms. C does not give me my treats on time?!?!
Purrageous Mom: I will tell her about your treats and if I forget, you can remind her. It will be fun Jack - I bet Ms. C lets you get away with things Daddy and I wouldn't.
Mean Mommy! I will punish you for this!! Well kitties, Mommy and Daddy are leaving this Saturday and coming back next Saturday. In order for us to break Ms. C in right as our petsitter, we are totally having a trash the house party!! hehehehe!! That will teach the beans not to go out of town and leave us with a complete stranger!!
