Fagin: Captain Jack! You are talking to me! Oh wow!Captain Jack: Yea yea, whatever. I said Knock knock!
Fagin: Who's here? Is it Aunt Susan?
Captain Jack: No Fagin, I am trying to tell you a joke. When I say "knock knock" you say "who's there."
Fagin: Right! But who is here? Is it Uncle Dave? He used to feed me you know. Maybe he brought me something to eat!
Captain Jack: No no no! Here, sit down and let me explain knock knock jokes to you.
***************************12 Hours Later**************************
Fagin: So you mean Uncle Dave is not here or do you mean that he is here and he didn't bring me any foods?
Captain Jack thinks: I am going to kill the kitten! No, I am going to sleep and when I wake up, this will all have been a very bad dream....
Fagin: I don't get it! Why is people knocking on doors funny? Are they going to be wearing a funny hat or something? I just wanted the foods that they brought. They did brings food didn't they? I so confused now.......
