You kitties are not going to believe this! Last night, after we celebrated Samwise's 5th Barkday (he got a squeeky squirrel and doggie stinky goodness and we got stinky goodness too to help him celebrate!) Mommy and Daddy left to go to a party at Aunt Susan and Uncle Dave's house and DID NOT TAKE US! No! They said we had to stay inside and be safe. We are so mad! For out T13, we are going to list the things that we missed last night because Mommy and Daddy are mean and made us stay home.
1. Mommy left dressed as a witch. We wanted to go for a ride on her broomstick but no!!!
2. Daddy made shrimp creole for the party that we wanted to eat but no!!!
3. Mommy left with the makings for a drink called a Bloody Mary which sounded interesting so we thought we would try it but no!!!
4. They went to Aunt Susan and Uncle Dave's house who we love and wanted to see but no!!!
5. They went to haunt the graveyard - which means they dressed up and scared all of the kids who came wanting candy and we thought we could be really scary pirates but no!!!
6. Mommy said there would be lots of food at the party including chicken and we wanted some but no!!!
7. Friends that we have not seen in a long time and that came from far away where there that we wanted to see but no!!!
8. We know there were tons of decorations that would have looked better shredding with cat claws but no!!!
9. In the graveyard there are tombstones to climb on and coffins to hide in but no!!!
10. After the kids are done tricks or treating, our friend Pat recites The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe BY HEART and we wanted to hear it but no!!!
11. Our friend Dan recites "Super Chicken" BY HEART following Pat's recitation and we wanted to hear about a super chicken by no!!!
12. We could have watched all of our friends get dressed up while we stayed inside with Aunt Susan and Uncle Dave's kitties and had our own Halloween celebration but no!!!
13. Mommy and Daddy could have stayed home and played with us but no!!!
Huff, huff, huff. We were so mad we could have spit all night. We are prepared to forgive them though, but only if they give us plenty stinky goodness and lots of treats! If and and only if we forgive them, we'll post some of their silly pictures that they took on our bloggie tommorow. What do you kitties think? Should we forgive them?
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I'm sorry to hear your humans went to a party and didn't take you guys!!! I hope you get lots of Temptations and stinky goodness. If they do, then you should forgive them.
You should only forgive them if you get lots and lots of treats. You have to be firm with parents and teach them that they CANNOT just leave us behind and have fun whenever they feel like it.
Ahh, yes. You should forgive them -- but only after sufficient cold-shouldering and reluctantly accepting bribes. Beans must know their places, right?
Purrs...
Grace & Company
Oh that's too bad you didn't get to go to the party...they could have brought you back a to go box of stuff! It's better to forgive them..sometimes they just don't know understand....
Purrs
Abby
That is terrible, guys. I hope you got some good pictures that you can blackmail them with. If it makes you feel any better, my momma left us last night and she didn't even celebrate Halloween--she went to see a play!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Boy, that's a tough one. Since you can't open your own cans of stinky goodness, you should probably forgive them.
Maw's mouth is watering for Shrimp Creole now....
Luf, Us
Not fair, not fair! For them to go to the party and leave you behind! Make them give you lots of Temptaions and treats before you play nice again!!
Lucky and Lux look so cute together!!
Mom was adding something and she wonders if you saw the picture of the cars that were chasing us around the Speedway! We were going so fast they couldn't get a picture of us!! It was sure nice meeting you two and we had a wonderful time.
Your FL furiends,
Goodness...that's a tough one. I have been known to forgive my mom and dad but it did take a lot of treats and brushes. I would only forgive them if they give you lots of treats and stinky goodness!!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
No shrimps? No playing in the graveyard? This is an outrage! You must get many, many, many treats and also stinky goodness before they are forgiven.
ps: I think I would like to sip a drink made of bloods.
My bean can recite the chicken dance by heart. I think she says
That is too bad that they didn't realize how much more fun they would have had at home with you...
Gosh, it doesn't sound like you guys got to do anything fun!
Forgiveness should be given only when you EACH have your own bag of treats!
That wasn't very nice - we got stuck inside too. Halloween is no fun for kitties.
It is almost unforgivable what they did, and I think stinky goodness and treats can only make it up for a part. You 2 missed A LOT!!
~Ruis
What?!? That is terrible. Forgiveness comes at a price and that price is abject apologies, treats and chin scritches (ears for the woofies). We like silly bean photos!! Tee hee hee
Mommy got your card yesterday! More perfect timing.
Did you watch the Ghost Hunters Live show yet? We'll watch the rest tonight.
Do not forgive dem until dey have given you many treats and skritches and shown dat dey is furry sorry fur not taking you.
We both feel your pain! But we forgave Mom when she came back from Hawaii, so yes, I think you should forgive them.
Tara
Well,
at least you have each other:)
Even it's a little bit upset,
but you are healthy and fall of energy~!!
Kiss, Hug, and purrrs,
hope these could give you comfort~!
Love,
Adan
Treats first, forgivness after.
I'd make them promise to give you lots of stinky goodness and treats for WELL into the future, before you forgive them. That was mean of them!
I Dare You!
Yes, It is ME, Anastasia! Karl was thoughtful enough to put the Dare out on the Day of the Dead, so I can come personally! And if you don't accept the challenge, I might just come again and haunt you, Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anastasiavykwt
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