Sadly, Mommy says that the jellyfish are still in the ocean and humans cannot swim with them without getting stung like Uncle Mark did. Mommy and Daddy hope they leave soon because they really want to go swim in the ocean again. Do not worry about us kitties. We are all getting along well and are enjoying being spoiled by Ms. C. Mommy and Daddy come home on Saturday so we must continiue to trash the house until they arrive (Ms. C keeps trying to clean up our trashing). We want them to have a good surprise when they get home!!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
They think they've left the house neat and clean for Ms. C, well they are wrong!! We can climb the curtains, tunnel in the beds to get our furrs all over the clean sheets, shred the furniture, climb the entertainment center and knock off all of Mommy's collectables, roll the veggies from the garden off of the counter and onto the floor. Let's not forget to knock over trash cans and fling litter everywhere!! Come on guys, the more creative the better!! Let's
Friday, July 25, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Purrageous Mom: Sorry Captain Jack, but its true. Daddy and I are going to the beach and sadly no pets are allowed. However, Ms. C loves kitties and puppies and she is going to come and stay here at the house with you for the whole week we are gone....
Captain Jack: You are going for a week? I do not think so!! How could you leave me with Fagin of all kitties for a whole week!! And what if Ms. C does not give me my treats on time?!?!
Purrageous Mom: I will tell her about your treats and if I forget, you can remind her. It will be fun Jack - I bet Ms. C lets you get away with things Daddy and I wouldn't.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
This is the side of our fridge. We have a bad picture of Mommy and Daddy from a wedding and catering job Daddy and Uncle Dave did. We have a dry erase board for notes and lists and a sticker that Mommy got that advocates for wild and healthy oceans from the Ocean Conservancy of which Mommy and Daddy are members. Fagin's shot record/notes are on the fridge as well as Mommy's summons to jury duty (ick!). That icky summons is held by a Legolas magnet (from Lord of the Rings) that Aunt Susan gave Mommy because Mommy has a crush on Orlando Bloom as her favorite elf. We have other magnets for the ASPCA poison center and Mommy and Daddy's V-E-T and pharmacy as well as a calendar magnet from our insurance agent.
Mommy didn't take any pictures of the inside because its not very neat but we have lots of leftovers and Coke Zero and water too. On the top we keep chips and human snacks and cat and dog treats and other stuff too!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Here I am taking my first look at the box the postal human left at our doorstep. What could it be I wondered - was it for me?
Friday, July 11, 2008
Sweet Pearl, please do not think for a moment that I did not appreciate your gifts. I loved them all. Mommy swears she will put the pics online for everyone to see by Monday. I will guard the laptop and not let anyone else post until she does. Please Pearl, do not be angry or upset. It's all Mommy's fault and I will punish her by ignoring her and then laying on her head until she does as I command.
PS: We need lots and lots of purrs today kitties. Aunt Susan has to go see a human V-E-T. She had a herniated disc in her neck and they will be injecting steroids into her spinal column in her neck. In order to do this, she has to be under sedation. Uncle Dave is taking her today to get this done. Please purr and purr for Aunt Susan to be okay. We could not bare it if something happened to her. Thank you. Have a great weekend everyone!!
Thursday, July 10, 2008
13 Things Fagin Heard As He Got Into Trouble
1. "Fagin! Get off the stove you moron!"
2. "Fagin! Stop attacking Dante! He does not want to play!"
3. "Fagin! That is my sandwich! You cannot have it so stop licking it!"
4. "Fagin! You do not drink bubble tea so go away!"
5. "Fagin! You are too young to drink wine. Stop it!"
6. "Fagin! Stop climbing that screen!"
7. "Fagin! Get in this house now! It's raining and you will get soaked on the porch!"
8. "Fagin! Why the hell are you wet? You're taking too much after Billy!"
9. "Fagin! Stop eating my hair!"
10. "Fagin! Stop attacking Samwise's floof. That makes him mad at you!"
11. "Fagin! Do not eat that bug! Give that here!"
12. "Fagin! Stop attacking that doorframe. Why the hell do you do that anyway?!"
13. "Fagin! Captain Jack will kill you for it so stop plotting to steal his Temptations!"
Humans!! I just do not understand why they never let me have any fun!!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Mommy and Daddy cannot figure out how he got in. The fence was shut and no places where the doggie dug into the yard were evident. Mommy is wondering if someone wanted to get rid of him and put him in our backyard because they knew we had found another homeless dog a home a few weeks ago. He's a male and about 1-2 years old we think.
Mommy and Daddy are not sure what to do with him. They do not know if he is good with other woofies or kitties yet or if anyone will take him. Anyone have any ideas?? We cannot keep him because the Black Furrball is over full and any more may sink the ship. He is really cute though, for a woofie.