Thursday, July 10, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Hi kitties, Fagin here!! I have a question for all you adult kitties and older kittens out there. Did you get in more trouble as you got older? You see, I am turning into a big mancat now and I can jump lots more places but everytime I try to do more things, I get yelled at! Take this morning for instance. I snuggled up to Mommy and she seemed really happy so I decided she would love to play with me so I put the bitey on her and then she screamed "Fagin, stop it!" and threw me off the bed. I just do not get it!! This has inspired me to write this week's Thursday Thirteen which I will entitle:

13 Things Fagin Heard As He Got Into Trouble

1. "Fagin! Get off the stove you moron!"
2. "Fagin! Stop attacking Dante! He does not want to play!"
3. "Fagin! That is my sandwich! You cannot have it so stop licking it!"
4. "Fagin! You do not drink bubble tea so go away!"
5. "Fagin! You are too young to drink wine. Stop it!"
6. "Fagin! Stop climbing that screen!"
7. "Fagin! Get in this house now! It's raining and you will get soaked on the porch!"
8. "Fagin! Why the hell are you wet? You're taking too much after Billy!"
9. "Fagin! Stop eating my hair!"
10. "Fagin! Stop attacking Samwise's floof. That makes him mad at you!"
11. "Fagin! Do not eat that bug! Give that here!"
12. "Fagin! Stop attacking that doorframe. Why the hell do you do that anyway?!"
13. "Fagin! Captain Jack will kill you for it so stop plotting to steal his Temptations!"

Humans!! I just do not understand why they never let me have any fun!!

20 comments:

Tybalt said...

Sounds like you are taking after the Tortie Twins, too.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

How about this one:

Fagin, Mommy thinks you are adorable!!!

Purrs!

DEBRA said...

Fagin

We all think that you are just going through that stage where you are learning what you can and can't do, we all go through it. But we have to agree with Auntie Deb that "Fagin your Mommy adores you" is right!

Captain Jack I hope you can come and join me on my snuggle....

Purrs and Headbumpies
Your devoted lady love
Miss Boo

The Meezers said...

FAGIN!!! is your middle name STOP too? HEE HEEE don't tell your mom lady person why you is wet. ever.

PLAY!! LET'S GO TO DANA'S AND PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh dear. Your humans don't say very nice things to you at all. I'm sorry.

Daisy said...

Fagin, I think you will settle down some when you get older. But the urge to give the bitey never goes away!

PB & J said...

Yep, Fagin my friend there is a time that you name changes to "stop that" or "get down" and then it eventually they start calling you by your real name again - don't worry, they'll grow out of it!

My dearest ManCat,
Of course the invitation to stroll the gardens and hunt mices is open any day. It is particularly lovely today, there is a nice breeze and a cool spot of shade under the day lilies just for us!
Your adoring girl,
Pearl

The Furry Kids said...

Well, honestly, I get in just as much trouble as a mancat as I did when I was a baby. Which is a lot. The Mom thought it would be better once I grew up, but I showed her. Hahahahaha!
Good job, Fagin!

EG

Renna the Princess Puppy said...

Fagin you sound like ME!! Mommy says NO wine Renna!, That's my food!, Stop eating the cat's food you know they'll whap you!, Drop that toilet paper NOW, Don't chew on my panties! and all kinds of stuff!

slobber kisses

Chance said...

I heer dat "N" wurd all da tym too. "No Bitey!", "No Puppy Fuds!", "No Whappin da Woofie!". I reely donna lyk dat "N" wurd.

Junior said...

wow! I thought I got yelled at alot....not as much as you!~~Orion

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dat happens a lot cuz yoor body gots growed up but yoo did not. My middle name must be "dammit" cuz mom sez it alla time "Speedy dammit, don't chew on that" or "Speedy dammit, stop chasing yoor sisfur"...I think sometimes mom's is just cranky and dat is why dey need dat wine.

TT said...

Oh yes, I still gets my name said loudly. For examples, I was mad cuz my litter box wasnt cleaned by the bean boy as he should. AND da Mommy Bean was so busy with the alien blurpy and ignorings me, I squatted and peed alots on her leg on her sleep spot.

I got yelleds at but it worked!

muffinmidi said...

Fagin, your mommy doesn't want you to get hurt.She also wants you to learn that there are rules you have to obey. Sheo loves you.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Fagin, All we can say to this post is, We hear you, brother.

George the Pup said...

I heard a lot of that going on when Pearl and Bert came to live with us!

Hello Beaux,
I tagged you for a meme! Oh and I told Mommy I would be hapy to go to camp, but really I'm gonna sneak out and visit you instead (the kitties say they do that sorta stuff all the time)!
Georgie

michico*Adan said...

Hmmmmm.....
kids.......
I can totally understand ~!!!!!

The Island Cats said...

Hey Fagin, your T13 list made me laugh! I get into lots of trouble too. Sometimes I think my name is "stop that" or "get down" cuz that's all I hear. But I'm just having fun...just like you!

Ernie
(Wally and Zoey say hi! too)

Lux said...

I wouldn't worry too much, Fagin. I heard things like that a lot until I was, um, well ... sometimes I still hear them!

Sunny's Mommy said...

For the first few years of his life, Sunny probably believed his name was "Sunny NO!" ;-)