You kitties will not believe what happened last night! It started out well - I sat on my window ledge and stared at the night squirrels as Uncle Dave calls them (you know, the night time creatures that only us kitties can see that we do not tell the humans about), and dreamed of my Lady Boo. I was very happy and content....
When suddenly, I heard something awful. Mommy said "She will be here tommorow night so I can show her what the boys need and let her know things like what to do when Jack demands treats or when Dante swats at Beaux. I guess we should tell her not to be surprised if she wakes up with 3 cats and 2 dogs on the bed with her!" WHAT?!?! What was this all about? Well kitties, let me tell you!! Mommy was talking about Ms. C, a PETSITTER!! ACK!! Aunt Susan and Uncle Dave have Ms. C come and stay with their furry children when they go out of town on trips so this can mean only one thing - Mommy and Daddy are going on a trip!! NO!!! That means Mommy and Daddy are not taking us here!
Purrageous Mom: Sorry Captain Jack, but its true. Daddy and I are going to the beach and sadly no pets are allowed. However, Ms. C loves kitties and puppies and she is going to come and stay here at the house with you for the whole week we are gone....Captain Jack: You are going for a week? I do not think so!! How could you leave me with Fagin of all kitties for a whole week!! And what if Ms. C does not give me my treats on time?!?!
Purrageous Mom: I will tell her about your treats and if I forget, you can remind her. It will be fun Jack - I bet Ms. C lets you get away with things Daddy and I wouldn't.
Mean Mommy! I will punish you for this!! Well kitties, Mommy and Daddy are leaving this Saturday and coming back next Saturday. In order for us to break Ms. C in right as our petsitter, we are totally having a trash the house party!! hehehehe!! That will teach the beans not to go out of town and leave us with a complete stranger!!
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Captain Jack
You can come stay with me for the week and we can be happy and have lots and lots of fun and snuggles!
But first we have a house trashing to do! Let me just let Gracie and Ping and Jinx and Abby know...oh boy just you wait...Gracie likes to get into the cabinets and pull everything out. Ping well, he um likes to climb up the curtains and hang from the lamps and if he can get on the ceiling he will. Jinx is a bit more on the tame side, he'll just grab the toilet paper and run through the house while Abby like to turn the water on in the bath tub and toss it around...how's that for a start?
Purrs and Headbumpies
Your devoted lady love
Miss Boo
FAGIN!!!! COME STAY WIF ME!! PLAY!!!! PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAYPAY!!!! - Billy
Wow, that sounds like fun! You probably CAN get away with extra stuff! Love the last photo, Jack!
Paaaaarrr-tay! We'll be there Captain Jack! Maybe we can get George to bring her new boat over too! - Jake and Bert
Oh my sweet Dante!
How ever will I manage without you for a week? You must, must, must come stay with me. I would hate for you to be mistreated at the hands of a pet sitter!
Purrs and Nosekisses,
Your Adoring Black Pearl
P.S. I'm sure Beaux can come and visit too (wink, wink)
Bendrix & I are so there! Sorry your beans are leaving you. That stinks! Maybe Goldie will bring some shrews we can stick to the ceiling.
You know, this whole "Mrs. C will let you get away with stuff" sounds very intereeging. Perhaps we should test that.....
PS Mommy is so silly, she wants me to tell your beans to have fun! Beans don't understand they can't have fun without us!
Let me make a note of this: House trashing party this weekend. Bring litter box...
Oh no, a whole week? That is almost as long as forever!
Well, a howse twashing partee will help pass sum of the time !!
Woo hoo trashing party!
Our beans is abandoning us this weekend too! House trashing PAR-TAY!
Oh noooooooooeeeeee!
But you said party! Party! Wheeeeeeeeee! I'd like to bring Lizquila, but will that be a problem with Fagin there?
--Ollie
We are so there for the trashin'!!! That's what beans get when they go away and leave us!!
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
More house trashing, woo!!!!
It almost makes up for the beans going away for a bit.
Oh dear! But maybe it will all turn out all right - this Mrs. C sounds like she might be easy to manipulate into extra treats and stuff!
Oh no! We are sorry to hear that your humans are going to be leaving you. A stay-in petsitter sounds great though! It sounds like you will all be well looked after!
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