Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Pirate Tuxie Tuesday

It is a concern always when one is a pirate. Yes, in the grand tradition of pirates throughout the ages, I have several "buried treasure chests." Most of which have escaped detection by those who would steal my pirate booty but last night, the worst happened. And it's Dante's fault too. Just look at the catastrophe!

My straws (and apparently a medicine syringe too from the last time one of us was on antibiotics)!! They were discovered! Dante had been on the desk batting Dad's cell phone around and it fell between the couch and the desk. I thought I was safe when a few days went by and no human really looked for it - until last night! Mommy called the phone, it rang, and yes, it was under the couch - where the treasure was hidden!
Look, I had not even told Dante where our straw bounty was hidden and here he is looking it over!!
I must find another hiding place. Somewhere where that orange beast can not reveal my pirate secrets!!

25 comments:

Tybalt said...

Oh, no! Jack! That is HORRIBLE! Our straw stash must be secure!!!!

I can't believe Dante snitched.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

A pirate must have a top secret hiding place. We used to hide our stuff under the sofa too until Mom and Dad moved it and found our treasures. Now we hide stuff under the dresser.

Dragonheart said...

Oh no Captain Jack! How horrid that your secret pirate treasure stash was discovered. I hope you find a safe and secret place to hide your straws.

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

UNDER THE REFRIGERATOR!
I tried to put my treasure pink mouse under there like 87 times this morning, but Mosaic Lady kept fishing it out with a broom. She even had to move the fridge one time to get it. What part of "I want it under there!" does she not get?

Forty Paws said...

Oh MAN! Isn't it awful when they find your secret stash?

Luf, Us

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Crap, is nothing sacred. We'z been hiding stuff unner da big, heavy dresser in da gest room. Den we found out MOM CAN MOVE IT! Dad is rite, mom is freekishly strong and we don't think our stash is safe anywhere...

The Tower Hill Mob said...

You must find another stash quickly! Your treasures are in danger of being confiscated!
Under the bed is a good spot.

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

A good spot fors pirate treasure is behind da curtains! Den yous can has battles for yous toys thru da curtain wif your brother or sister. ~Empress

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

It would be nice if Bean would move sectional and get my mice out. They hide under there and I can't play with them. She get a few from under sofa and TeeVee stand when she hook up DVD player. I keep my treasures under the bed, she never look there.

jenianddean said...

Try under the washing machine or the refrigerator. Those are some of my favorite places.

Sorry Dante found your straw stash!!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Sunny's Mommy said...

Hey! That's not nice calling Dante an orange beast!! I happen to think he's a very handsome mancat!

PB & J said...

Oh Jack - it's horrible that your treasure was discovered! You'd better wait for Dante to go to bed to hide it.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Isn't that the worst when they find where you have been hiding all your precious booty! Then they just scoop it up na take it for themselves - robbers!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh goodie!! I think I can be a pirate now. I love to steal stuff and hide it. In fact last night I stole a tea bag from a mug and dropped it on the floor. I've hidden lots of unmentionables before. Try under the stove, they can't pull it out too easily!

Kaze

Chairman Mao said...

Oh man -- EVIL STRAWS! Cuzzins of EVIL COFFEE STIRRURS -- I will teleport ofur right away to help you kick their straw-ey BUTTS!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

The Meezers said...

YIKES!! hide it unner the couch cushions

Eric and Flynn said...

Unner the fridge is the best place we found.I hid a reel live dead mousie unner there, and mum didn't find my treshurs until the mousie wuz smelling so bad, she had the kitchen upside down looking furr the smell.
Flynn

Marilyn MonREOW said...

MaoMao is spazzing all over the house at the thought of your straw bounty! I like to play with coffee stirrers and straws, too. *giggle*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Oh no, Captain Jack!! The stashed bounty has been found! Dirty rotten luck! We hope you find a new place that Dante can't find!
Your FL furiends,

Kimo & Sabi said...

WOWY - that's quite da bounty! Da trick is to spread it around - never hide it all in one place!

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh no! The pirate booty has been discovered! I hope you find another good hidey place.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

michico*Adan said...

Oah MY Goodness Jack~!!!!
Now what are you going to do~!

Karen Jo said...

Oh, no, your pirate booty has been discovered. You need to hide it again quickly. I think Dante was just trying to add to the stash and had the bad luck to pick the cell phone as booty.

Skeeter And LC said...

Better guard that treasure well, lads...

TT said...

Is that whats the pirates call muttiny? Oh mommy bean says it is mutiny ...

Did you make Dante walk the plank?