First thing in the morning, before doing anything else, you must give Captain Jack and Dante their morning treats. Jack will jump up on the cart and meow and meow and STARE at you until you do so. Here is what Jack looks like when he wants his morning treats. He was staring at his Mommy in this picture, telepathically demanding the Temptations.
No matter what, always remember that the kitties are much cuter, smarter, sweeter, and just better than the doggies. Also remember that Dante HATES Beaux with a passion. Dante almost always considers plans to get rid of Beaux but sometimes Beaux has annoyed him to the point that Dante has had it. When this happens, Dante will stare at Beaux with the evil eye - when this happens you must put the dogs outside and placate Dante with treats and face rubbs to keep him from flying into a murderous rage. That stare looks like this:
Finally, and this is the really big one. Kitties must be obeyed at all times, no matter what!They are in charge, not you. You are simply their substitute human. If you do not follow this instruction, you will be hypnotized by Captain Jack. It is useless to resist, Jack is too good. If you see this look on Captain Jack's face, you will soon be cooking a chicken, baking a ham, harvesting the catnip, milking the cows, and anything else he wants (for an example of his power, just know that we entered Mommy into a contest dressed as a pig! And she smiled while doing so! Mwuhahahahahaha!!)
Do you kitties like our instructions? Should we add anything else? We think that we can get tons of attention and treats from Uncle Mark so we are kinda excited about it. Please know that we are thinking of you even if we are not commenting on your blogs. We need mommy's assistance for that so we shall have to wait til she gets home.
Miss Boo - please know that I am thinking of you always. I will miss seeing your lovely whiskers and will dream of your gorgeous black and white furrs until once again, I can see your beautiful face. You are in my thoughts and heart! ---Captain Jack