13 Things that Make Dante Grumpy!
1. We're having cold mornings and Jack and Samwise are taking over the bed.
2. Mommy gave me treats this morning and then Beaux came up and stole them!
3. I got locked out on the porch last night in the cold and all Daddy could say when he found me almost two hours later was that he didn't know I was out there. My human should always know where I am!
6. Mommy yelled at me for messing up the Christmas tree skirt when sliding on it was fun fun fun.
7. I had to share my real live dead shrimps with Jack last night.
8. Jack is a Captain but I do not have a title - not fair!
9. Jack called me an "orange beast" in this post - and that jerk had tons of straws that he had not shared!
10. Everytime I want to curl up on Mommy and Daddy and make biscuits, Jack gets jealous and has to be there too!
11. Mommy would not let me try the "Cajun Crawtator" potato chips she was eating cause she said they were too "hot." I am an orange Dante cat - I can deal with hot.
12. They do not build a fire in the fireplace every night for me to warm my furrs by.
13. Mommy said she would get everykitty who wanted one a personalized pirate badge for their blog to show that they are a part of my pirate crew but she has not done this yet. She said she is really busy but promises to get to it but never does!
Mommy: Dante, I will get them out I promise. I am very sorry that it has taken so long but I hope to get them out this weekend. Sorry kitties, I have not forgotten, hopefully you will all have your badges soon!
Should I believe her kitties? Sigh. Sometimes its hard being me....