13 Things that Make Dante Grumpy!
1. We're having cold mornings and Jack and Samwise are taking over the bed.
2. Mommy gave me treats this morning and then Beaux came up and stole them!
3. I got locked out on the porch last night in the cold and all Daddy could say when he found me almost two hours later was that he didn't know I was out there. My human should always know where I am!
4. Beaux.
5. Samwise.
6. Mommy yelled at me for messing up the Christmas tree skirt when sliding on it was fun fun fun.
7. I had to share my real live dead shrimps with Jack last night.
8. Jack is a Captain but I do not have a title - not fair!
9. Jack called me an "orange beast" in this post - and that jerk had tons of straws that he had not shared!
10. Everytime I want to curl up on Mommy and Daddy and make biscuits, Jack gets jealous and has to be there too!
11. Mommy would not let me try the "Cajun Crawtator" potato chips she was eating cause she said they were too "hot." I am an orange Dante cat - I can deal with hot.
12. They do not build a fire in the fireplace every night for me to warm my furrs by.
13. Mommy said she would get everykitty who wanted one a personalized pirate badge for their blog to show that they are a part of my pirate crew but she has not done this yet. She said she is really busy but promises to get to it but never does!
Mommy: Dante, I will get them out I promise. I am very sorry that it has taken so long but I hope to get them out this weekend. Sorry kitties, I have not forgotten, hopefully you will all have your badges soon!
Should I believe her kitties? Sigh. Sometimes its hard being me....
22 comments:
I can see why those things make you grumpy, Dante. Poor you, being left out on the porch like that!
Oh Dante, we're sorry that your grumpy! But you got a whole post to yourself, that must make you smile :-) We hope your day gets better!
And tell your mommy not to rush too much on our Pirate Badge, we know she's busy and we can be part of your crew with out a badge!
Poor Dante. I would be grumpy, too!
Awe, poor Dante. Do yoo want to teleport over here? Speedy will play thundering heard wif yoo and Sadie is always looking fur somecat to snuggle wif. Hope things go better the rest of the day.
Dante you have lots of very good reasons to be grumpy. Perhaps you can go commiserate with Yao-lin. His life is hard too.
Dante
I can understand why you are feeling grumpy...you ought to teleport on over and share in the warmth of all of the sunbeams and play with Ping and Jinx and Gracie. Capt'n Jack and I are having a wonderful time.....
Purrs
Miss Boo
I think you are the first mate, but perhaps they should call you Commander Dante. Except that's not really piratish. You could be the Dread Pirate Dante. Captain Jack and the Dread Pirate Dante has a ring to it.
Poor Dante - you have such a tough life.
That is a really grumpy list, Dante. I can totally relate. Titus steals our treats, too. It blows. You are giving a very good grumpy face, though.
EG
Dante we are sorry that you are grumpy but you have very good reasons. Your mom will get around to the badges, sometimes beans are busy.
Hows abouts Commodore Dante if yous wants to out ranks him? Or Bosun Dante cus dat sounds neato and dat a vary important position on da ship.
<---me forgets to say dat was from me Empress and not my sister!
You really lead a hard life! I hate how Latte steals my lap time too. Sigh...you have every right to be grumpy.
Kaze
It's no wonder you're grumpy. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.
Dante, I think we must be related. Everytime I come to your blog and see you my Mum oohs and aaahs about how much we look alike.
I'm sorry you are having a grumpy day, I hope it gets better!
Poor Dante! I am sorry to hear that Jack decamped with all the toys to Miss Boo *sigh*. I would be super grumpy too if I had all those reasons. You can teleport over to play with me in my sunny garden next time you feel bad. I'll even let you have my garden lounge.
Beins get busy wif "stuff", but they usually catch up eventually.
Good grumpy list. ;)
oh poor Dante. i like being grumpy sometimes.
We certainly understand why you got your grump on...
Luf, Us
Next time Jack tries to take your spot, just whack him with your paw.
I can see why you are having a grumpy day, Dante. I hope things go better for you tomorrow.
I am laughing at #6.
We can always drives human crazy don't we~!
It's just so much fun~!!!!
whoa, you do look grumpy Dante & with good reason! We aren't in a hurry for my pirate badge, I'm a pirate at heart (and with mommy being so busy with dookie head, I mean Chance she probably wouldn't get it up anyway!
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