Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Tattle Tuesday

Hi Kitties! Captain Jack here. For today's Tattle Tuesday I am going to tell you what Fagin did to Mommy a few mornings ago. Now, you must first know that Mommy is in no way, shape or form a morning person. She HATES mornings. Usually in our house during the work week Mommy is up first. She stumbles downstairs all bleary eyed and goes straight to the coffee maker. We have one of those pod coffee makers so she can make a cup of coffee in about 45 seconds. After her coffee is made, she gets out our treats and gives us our breakfast. Well, on this particular day she had sat her coffee onto the counter and turned to get our Temptations. As she turned around Fagin jumped onto the counter and SPLASH!! Fagin spilled Mommy's coffee! In fact, not only did Fagin spill Mommy's fresh, hot coffee but he spilled the coffee on Mommy! Let me tell you kitties, Mommy SCREAMED loud enough to wake Daddy and then she screamed some adult words that I am not allowed to say. But the worst part kitties? Mommy was so upset and so soaked that she ran upstairs and jumped into the shower without giving me my morning nummies!! And it was all Fagin's fault!! Yes, The Kid is a menance!! Some of you may wonder when Fagin will be promoted from cabin boy and let me tell you, if he continues to act like this, he will be swabbing the decks forever!!

19 comments:

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Uh, oh. Poor little pirate cabin kitty. We do not like to think of Fagin with a mop and pail. He's probably working his paws to the bone and couldn't help knocking over the coffee.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh poor Fagin and poor scorched Mommy! We know that Fagin didn't mean to spill the coffee! Accidents to happen. Give the little guy another chance before you make him walk the plank!

Beezer said...

Oh, mine paws and whiskers!!

You just have to give the mombean a wide, I mean WIDE berth before she has her coffee. I wait until after she has made her coffee before I go into the kitchen to gets mine breakfast. Then when she has her 'morning eye opener' and she's checking her email, I goes and give her loves to start her day. I think Fagin should try this technique!

DEBRA said...

:::ooooooooFAGINooooo:::::

This is not a good thing..you must always make sure that Mommie gets her coffee and Captain Jack gets his treats....

Purrssss
Your devoted lady love
Miss Boo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh no! That was not good of Fagin but I hope that everyone was okay in the end. Did you get extra treatsies AFTER she was out of the shower?

Sunny's Mommy said...

Did you whap him? That was very bad of Fagin to do!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Ah...but it worked to wake you mommy up! Then again, not getting any Noms...that is bad.

The Meezers said...

spilling is FUN!!! RIGHT FAGIN!!! PLAY!!!! DID YOU GETS YOUR PIRATE NAME TOO?? ME IS SKULL CRUSHER!!!!! YAY!!!

Billy

PB 'n J said...

Sounds like Fagin is going to be swabbing the decks for a long while! Is your Mommy ok - no burns? We're sure he didn't mean to.

My gallant Sir Dante,
I'll be down straight away, we can cuddle in the sunbeams and hold paws all day!
Your Black Pearl

Whicky Wuudler said...

Oh Fagin, that was a bad move! I hope you have the mop and bucket ready, looks like you are gonna be using them!

Aoise said...

Uhh ohh. Its furry impawtant that mommys get their coffee. Coffee first, tweets after...but only a few seconds after. We can't wait all morning after all.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Our Lap Lady is such a bad morning person that she would spill the coffee on herself daily hence the reason she waits to get to work to drink her coffee.

Kaze

Daisy said...

No morning nummies? That is very terrible.

Tybalt said...

Maybe Fagin has learned his lesson, since everyone went without treats. Or maybe not. . .

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Uh Oh! Did Fagin look all innocent like he didn't do anything? Kittens are so good at that and then the Mum will say "It's alright baby...." They have that cute thing down!

My Mum isn't a morning person either, she can't even manage to make a cup of tea until she gets to work. She says she usually wakes up about an hour after she has been at work : )

The Island Cats said...

Whoa! Guess Fagin will have to be more careful next time....

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Shadow / Molly said...

Opps! Fagin, never never never spill the mom ladys coffee! We noticed if we don't let the mom has her's she is even crankier than befores. We do suggest taking a sip of it, she may find it cute!

michico*Adan said...

Kind of Dangerous~!!!
But....There is always a lesson we have to be learned, right, Fagin?
Big hugs!!!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Aw, Fagin, we can sympathize. We've had a few - well, more than a few of those moments. It's the bean's fault,though. She shouldn't have put her coffee cup were you needed to land. (That's what we tell Jan, anyway.)

Yes, Hurricane Ike's damage does look a lot like Galveston in 1990.