Alas, it is with a grieving heart that we must convey to you that our pirate brother - Cap'n Nels the Cranky, has left us. He has gone to captain that great pirate ship that sails on the oceans at the Bridge and we are all very sad. But out of everything sad, there is the joyful too.
As you know, the young Cabin Kitten, is up for a promotion. We had been waiting to get a ceremony and a party organized before we had the grand annoucement, but in light of the fact that Fagin first distinguished himself on Meow Like a Pirate Day under the watchful eye of Cap'n Nels, we decided to honor that great Captain's passing by making the annoucement today (we'll have the party later). So, gather round all of you kitties and witness the deed.
We want it known that out of all of the guesses of what young Fagin's new rank would be it was in fact, the Great Captain Nels and the rest of the Meowers who came the closest when they guessed "he'll be the pick-pocket-in-chief?" Yes, and now we have the honour of presenting to you:
Fearless Fagin, the Ferocious Fighting Tabby, Quarter Master and Purser (in charge of all acquistions and riches) of the Black Furrball.