Look kitties, it's a Thursday Thirteen all about me - Dante!! After reading all of your responses yesterday I have decided to stay with my Mommy and Daddy for now. However, I will promise to stay forever if they do the following Thirteen Things:1. Feed me only human food and stinky goodness - no cat crunchies, they are not good enough for me!
2. Give me plenty of fresh tuna juice - I do not only have to drink water you know.
3. Banish the Kid from my sight when he begins to annoy me and do not allow him around me until I am ready for him again.
4. The Nip is mine mine mine.
5. The Cat Dancer is mine mine mine.
6. I get to sleep on the bed and no one else unless they have my express permission.
7. Get rid of Beaux - I hate him!
8. Make Jack share the Captaincy with me.
9. I get first picks of sunbeams on the porch.
10. I get to sleep at the top of the stairs and you have to walk around me without saying "Dante, move please"
11. Pearl is to have unrestricted access to the house and can come ofur whenever she wants.
12. Milk should be served at least once a day.
13. You must love me most and I must be your favorite cat. This is only fair as you are my favorite humans.
Oh and one other thing - all next week I DEMAND that it be "Dante Week" - All me, all week! What do you kitties think?
5 comments:
I hopes yoo gets yur hole week. Shadow sed he wanned a hoel week but I tol him no cuz it iz da "cat" blogosphere, not the slobbery woofie hoo smells blogosphere. Den he chaseded me.
Oh Dante,
You're so ManCatly with all your demands! I especially love the idea of Dante week - though I may have to go to the V-E-T, I want to make sure I can withstand all the fainting spells!
But George asked me to ask you if purrhaps we could not banish Beaux, as he is her favorite Purrageous Pirate (and her First Mate too!).
Purrs,
Your Pirate Girl Pearl
Dante
I would be heartbroken if I had to go a whole week without the Captain....
Purrs and headbumpies
your devoted lady love
Miss Boo
I really like tuna juice ... that's the best ever!
--Jasper
Sounds reasonable to me. Except you might have to wait for "your week" until your Mommy is recovered. I'm sure you can do that.
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