Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Wordy Wednesday

Okay Mommy, this is getting ridiculous!! You have now forgotten our pictures not 1, not 2, but 3 days in a row!! Granted you did come home from work sick yesterday with a migraine, and sure we are very sorry about that, but come on woman!! We are being neglected! Fagin and Dante just barely convinced Jack not to call the ASPCA or the police to turn you in for being a BAD MOMMY! Hendrix and Bendrix and MrsAuntHendrix is gonna think we all hated the mail that they sent to Fagin. Miss Boo and Pearl are going to think we do not love them anymore and Fagin has been very sad that he has not gotten to talk to his bestest friend Assistant Quartermaster Billy Sweetfeets. Something has got to give woman!!

How should we punish her kitties for such horrible neglect? Should we use furrball warfare? Meow at her at 2am? Run around the house like mad kitties while she is trying to sleep? Hide and make her worry that we've left her for good? What do you guys think??

PS: In better news, Mommy was called today to schedule a second interview for the job she wants. The interview is tommorow afternoon so kitties, please purr and purr that it goes well and that she gets it. We would really appreciate it lots!!!

14 comments:

Shadow / Molly said...

Yoo forgot to add, hide the poop in da pillow, pee on da clothes and of course the bitey! (Da big toe is the best btw.)

Tybalt said...

We are purring for your mommy!

I always go for the nose bitey myself as punishment Ivy prefers the stinky litterbox, and Holly just ignores mommy when she doesn't think she's doing a good job.

Gandalf and Grayson said...

It's hard to think with a migraine, let alone remember anything. We think it would be a good time to let Mom off the hook. We sure will purr and purr for lots of good luck at your Mom's 2nd interview!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Tell her I'm only purring if she promises to mend her ways with you!

DEBRA said...

Capt'n Jack I think maybe you should give your Mom some slack, she has had a lot on her mind and then to come down with that bad headache I am sure she will make it all up to you. I was worried about you yesterday when I didn't see any postings but I am glad that your Mom is now feeling better. WE will all purr real hard for her on the job interview...

purrs
your devoted lady love
Miss Boo

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah, maybe yoo should cut mom some slack...just a little bit. We'z gonna purr dat yoor mom gets da new job cuz da one she's gots now doesn't sound like it's helping her head any.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

We just know that your Momma will get the job!! Things always work out when there are the right reasons behind them :)
I want to be naughty and tell you lots and lots of ways to get back at your Momma and iz very hard not to coz I am just one big naughty ball, however even I ca sees that your Momma needs a little break :(
We is thinking of you and specially your Momma, with allz my paws, whiskers and furrs crossed :))

V-V

Sunny's Mommy said...

Since your Mommy was sick yesterday, I say you shouldn't punish her.

Best of luck to your Mommy tomorrow during her interview!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I think you guys should take turns meowing really loud in the middle of the night, your Dad will have to suffer too, but hey what can you do.

I will purr and purr that your Mum's interview goes well!

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

We will definitely purr for your mom's job interview!

I think a good method of punishment is just to stare at the bean, intensely, for several minutes. It makes them paranoid.

The Meezers said...

FAGIN!! POOT!!! POOTING IS PUNISHMENT!! POOT AND PLAY!!! POOTPOOTPOOT PLAYPLAYPLAY!!! - Billy

Jimmy Joe said...

Hmmm, have you tried knocking all of the pillows off of the couch and sleeping on them on the floor? It's quite comfortable.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
P.S. We are going to send your momma good luck purrs!

michico*Adan said...

I am praying for your mommy as well~!
I think she will have good news!

Camie's Kitties said...

Good luck to your mama on her job interview. We hope your mama helps you visit everyone soon.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade