We're Back

Hello kitties, we are back after our extended holiday break! We did not mean to be gone so long but well, Mommy had a different idea. She made plans, even though we had different ideas. Thursday we knew she and Daddy would be going to Nana and Granpa's house and taking Samwise with them cause Thanksgiving is Samwise's favorite day because he gets all the turkey he wants until he literally passes out from it! In fact, he calls it "Turkey Coma Day." No kitties, it was the other days we took issue with.

On Thursday night we heard Mommy talking about her plans so we made some plans of our own. We decided to lay on Mommy and look cute and thought there was no way she would leave. Just look at us!!

This is Captain Jack laying on Mommy's legs to hold her down with his strength and cuteness.

Here is Dante showing off his adorable orange tummy. No way she could leave this!!

And last but not least, Fagin the Twitten (hahahaha) with his sleepy flirty look.

But alas, this did not work and Mommy ABADONED us on Friday and Saturday both for her plans. Tybalt, part of this is your Mommy's fault as she schemed with our Mommy to abadon us all so they could see that silly vampire movie together. And if that was not bad enough, Mommy left us the very next day to meet another friend for lunch and coffee. Sigh. She owes Daddy though because we are not too mad at her because our wonderful Daddy stayed home all weekend with us. He even cooked a huge turkey for us while Mommy was gone and fed us so we would know what Samwise meant about turkey comas. Oh we love Daddy! Mommy, you got some work to do - you too Aunt Rini for abadoning Tybalt and the Twins!! Bad women!!! Anyway kitties, we missed all of our friends (and two lovely lady kitties Miss Boo and Pearl) and are glad to be back!!!

Mancat Monday

All good mancats enjoy spooky things and this year, we really liked all of the pumpkins that our beans and our humans friends carved. Our Daddy carved the haunted house one in the middle and our friends (Uncle Dave, Aunt Susan, Uncle Mikey, and Uncle Mark) carved the others. Mommy did not carve one this year because she decided she would rather cuddle with us that day. But Mommy did do other Halloweeny and spooky things this year. Just look!!

Once again this year Mommy was the good witch in the graveyard at Aunt Susan and Uncle Dave's house. Basically she stands at the end of the driveway and hands out candy to the kids who are too afraid to walk to the Wicked Witch (our friend Lynne) at the top of the driveway. Aunt Susan said every witch has to have a cat so Mommy carried this little stuffed guy around and pronounced that it looked just like Fagin! Wasn't she an excellent good witch? We wonder if she got to ride around on a broom like Tybalt's sisfur Holly does.....

Ticked Off Tuesday

You will not believe this new development at our house kitties - the humans, they got ANOTHER WOOFIE!! This means THREE WOOFIES in our house now kitties!!

No kitties, we did not, I promise. That was Grandpa's and Nana's woofie. Remember Grandpa came over to help Daddy fix his truck? Well, he brought Max too so Max would not have to be at home alone.

But Mommy, you allowed ANOTHER WOOFIE into OUR HOUSE!! And he slept on Captain Jack's LSU fuzzy blanket too!!

He has gone home now - Grandpa took him home yesterday. And I will wash the blanket, I promise. I took some pictures of him though, can I post those for everyone to see? He's really cute!!

NO! No pictures of WOOFIEs until you post one of us! Where are our pictures??!!

Daddy is still trying to get them off of my laptop...

You took pictures of a WOOFIE yesterday but not us!! HOW RUDE! Woman, we want tuna for this indiscretion before we will even consider forgiving you. Woofie pictures, no pictures of us, no tuna!! BAD MOMMY!!!! We are going to go on strike!! No more purrs and cuddles for you until we get tuna and temptations and fish and chicken and hamm and whatever else we want. BAD MOMMY!!!!!!

Wordy Wednesday

Okay Mommy, this is getting ridiculous!! You have now forgotten our pictures not 1, not 2, but 3 days in a row!! Granted you did come home from work sick yesterday with a migraine, and sure we are very sorry about that, but come on woman!! We are being neglected! Fagin and Dante just barely convinced Jack not to call the ASPCA or the police to turn you in for being a BAD MOMMY! Hendrix and Bendrix and MrsAuntHendrix is gonna think we all hated the mail that they sent to Fagin. Miss Boo and Pearl are going to think we do not love them anymore and Fagin has been very sad that he has not gotten to talk to his bestest friend Assistant Quartermaster Billy Sweetfeets. Something has got to give woman!!

How should we punish her kitties for such horrible neglect? Should we use furrball warfare? Meow at her at 2am? Run around the house like mad kitties while she is trying to sleep? Hide and make her worry that we've left her for good? What do you guys think??

PS: In better news, Mommy was called today to schedule a second interview for the job she wants. The interview is tommorow afternoon so kitties, please purr and purr that it goes well and that she gets it. We would really appreciate it lots!!!