Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Territorial Tuesday

Sir Dante, the Dread Pirate here (yes, I like both names. I have decided to use "Sir Dante" when I am being noble and "Dread Pirate Dante" when I am not). So yesterday Captain Jack hogged our blog to whine and complain and moan about how hard his life is. Puh-leese! Let me tell you kitties, the Captain's life is anything but hard! He just likes to whine and moan is all - and pee in the food bowl!

I have no clue why he would want to do that. When Mommy came home last night it had happened again so she called Aunt Susan to ask her V-E-Tly advice. After she finished laughing (yes, Aunt Susan has a weird sense of humor) and asking Mommy some questions Aunt Susan said that yes, it is probably behavioral and a dominance thing and to try seperating the bowls. So far Aunt Susan does not want to take either of us to work (that's human code for Aunt Susan taking us to her V-E-T hospital and doing V-E-T things to us) but if one of us has to go, she will start with Captain Jack cause she thinks it is him doing the deed too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Captain will have to go in the PTU before me! HAHAHAHAHA! Serves him right too!! Revenge is so sweet. Until he can behave himself I refuse to play Thundering Herd or Chase the Kitty with him. Instead, I will sit here and enjoy my window....is there any special kitty that would like to come and enjoy the view with me??

25 comments:

Tybalt said...

If the captain hears about the PTU, maybe he'll stop peeing in the bowl. . . you think?

I'm sure Pearl with be right over, Sir Dante.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Your aunt is a vet? That's convenient. :) We hope the peeing in the bowl stops, so neither one of you has to go in the PTU.

DEBRA said...

Sir Dante

I understand how it is with a kitty wanting to be dominant. Abby is always pushing her tiny weight around and bossing us all over the place because she doesn't want to share Momma with any of us. I think this is why Ping 'perfumes' certain things in the house. Momma has learned that all she can do is cover these areas with towels and just wash alot.

YOu have a great window!

Sweet kitty kisses to my Capt'n!

Purrs
Miss Boo

Trixie said...

Oh no not the dreaded PTU. Bouncey was using our Christmas tree as a litter box! We think maybe he is going senile, after all he is almost 16.

Monty Q. Kat said...

Dudes, knock it off so you stay away from the vet! Even if she is family!

Daisy said...

Maybe Cap'n Jack is trying to make up some special grog...

Sunny's Mommy said...

He pees in the food bowl? Pees?! Oh my! I think you just tattled on him. haha

Tara said...

Peeing in the bowl? Hmmm.... I may need to remember that.

Tara

Queen Snickers or Empress said...

If you have an open spot I will come sit with you Sir Dante! That looks like a great view! ~Queen Snickers

Monkee said...

That has got to be the funniest thing I ever heard. Why would a kitty want to pee in his food bowl. Well, if he keeps on doing it, just do what I would do: eat all his food and then pee in his bowl. Maybe that'll get him to stop.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I'll be right over to sit in the window with you Sir Dante! We will look like bookends : )

Tell Captain Jack to STOP peeing in your bowl, ha, ha, ha - sorry I had to laugh!

MoMo said...

Peeing in the FOOD bowl? That's strange. My belated congratulations on Dante's knighthood.

I would like to invite you over this Sunday when I, as the official Cheerleader of the National Feline League, am cheering for the Packers in the playoff. The post will combine the artistic talents of a couple of the kitties from the blogosphere. Please come!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Poor Dante. Dominate cat stuff can be soo tiresome!

muffinmidi said...

It's Tracy, Muffin's mom. Muffy would love to share Dante's window. They look so much alike.
My guinea pig, Midi, pees in her bowl whenever she wants fresh food.
She gets it.

PB & J said...

Oh Dante, I'm so sorry that Jack is peeing in your bowl. Obviously his title is going to his head. Doesn't he realize that every good captain needs a wonderful first mate?

I'll be down soon to share your window!

Purrs and nose kisses,
Pearl

Tyler said...

We're having territorial problems in our house too. It's mom's fault for discontinuing the use of the Feliway plug- ins. Those really helped our two hissy girls settle down and be more forgiving. Hope you all work it out soon!

Mickey said...

Ut oh, you two not getting along? That is sad. I hope you can work things out and not go to the Vet!
Purrs Mickey

Lux said...

I sure hope the peeing in the food bowl stops - it doesn't sound very appetizing!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Pee pee in da food bowl? Ooopsie.

Kaz's Cats said...

Now Sir Dante, take it easy on your brother - it's not easy to get used to another kitty, especially when you're both big, tough mancats. Try to play nice boys,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

michico*Adan said...

Sir Dante~!

I think right now you are at the top now~~~~
Hangon, you ARE at the top!!

Purr,
Adan

Sunny's Mommy said...
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Sunny's Mommy said...

Hello Sir Dante, there's something for you on my blog today :-D

Camie's Kitties said...

Hi Sir Dante,

We hope that separating the bowls works. Just remember that in the pirating world, if you don't feel like your "captain" is doing a good job, the crew has the right to vote him out of the position and appoint a new captain.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

TT said...

Sir Dante that window sure does look like its comfy to sit in!