Monday, December 22, 2008

Do I live with Santa Paws?!?!

Kitties, it's ME - Fagin. You will not believe what ME found out this weekend - ME thinks ME lives with SANTA PAWS!! REALLY!! LOOK!!

ME was taking a picture of my new toy to show everyone - isn't it a cool toy? You can climb it and it has things you can WHAP on it too! ME likes my new toy even though Dante says it's really something called a Crimmas Tree and that ME am not supposed to climb it and WHAP! it and stuff. Anyway, while ME was taking the picture, ME saw this!!!

What is Daddy doing to Sammy? ME saw this and got really confused so ME decided to watch and see what happened next....

Oh, Daddy is putting clothes on Samwise - but wait, those clothes look familiar. Red and white and jackety like..... (gulp)..... like SANTA PAWS!!!!

Look at Samwise kitties!! He has a Santa Paws outfit. I think he may be THE Santa Paws and if he is kitties, then ME am in trouble cause Samwise knows that ME have not be the best of kittens. What am ME gonna do????!?!!! What if Samwise Santa Paws brings ME dog food for ME stocking and not cat treats?? ME did not know he was Santa Paws!! ME would have been better!! ME would not have attacked his tail!! Why didn't anyone tell ME?????? ME want presents!! WAH!!!!!!! BILLY! KITTIES!!! HELP!!! ME WANT PRESENTS AND ME BEEN BAD TO SANTA PAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 comments:

Camie's Kitties said...

Fagin, we don't think Samwise is really Santa Paws. A lot of beans seem to think it is very funny to dress kitties and doggies up, and Santa Paws is a favored subject at this time of year. Just remember you were doing what a kitten does, so Santa Paws can't get upset with you.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

michico*Adan said...

Hahahaha~~~ Samwise is very very cute in Santa's suit!!
Just too adorable~!
You have amazingly beautiful Christmas tree!

Tybalt said...

Wow! So it is really Sam who comes and fills our stockings?!

Everycat said...

Oh Nonsense Fagin, you have been a very good young mancat. A few mistakes are allowed when you are still young and learning. We think you will get lots of presents. We like you tree very much, so many baubles to whap! Samwise will have forgotten any mistakes you made, I'm sure.

Whicky Wuudler

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I'm thinkin Camie's Kitties is ight..

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh wow! He does look like Santa Paws. A very cute Santa Paws! Remember dear Fagin, Santa Paws is very nice and very forgiving. I'm sure you will get as many treats and toys as you want.

I have an evil alter ego and Santa Paws still brings me presents! I'm sure Samwise aka "Santa Paws" will bring you some great toys and treats

The Island Cats said...

Hey, Fagin...we think Samwise is pretending to be Santa Paws (and a cute Santa Paws we hafta admit!)...we think you're okay...don't worry...you'll get presents!!!

The Meezers said...

FAGIN!!! SAMWISE IS SANTY PAWS???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH. oh wait, Sammy and Miles tell ME that Santy Paws is a old fat dude that gets stuck in chimneys and smells like tobacco. ME thinks you is ok.

HEY, you has a TREE in your house!! ME does not haf a TREE in my house 'acuase mommy says WE has a BILLY and a BILLY and a TREE would not be a good combinashun. what does that mean?

PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!!

Billy

Mr. Echo said...

Nope. Not Santy Paws. He is jes one of Santy Paws helpers. Of korse that meens he is also an informint so yoo mite still be in trubble. If I were yoo, I wood try and buy his silence.

PB 'n J said...

Well we think Samwise makes a furry cute Santa Paws, but we're pretty sure that the real Santa Paws is a bean! Your tree looks like a lot of fun, we hope you don't get in too much trouble for climbing it :-)

Purrs and nosekisses to my handsome Ginger PirateCat!
The Black Pearl

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Uh Oh! I think you are right Fagin, it sure looks like Samwise is Santa Paws. I think you are in big trouble. I guess you can start being good and sucking up right now, maybe he has a short memory!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Um, we don't think Samwise is Sandy Claws but yoo do know Sandy Claws is watching yoo. Maybe yoo should try to be good.

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Hhahah Sammy makes a very good Santa! In fact I would prefer sammy to be santa, but the heaviness is just not there.. do not worry little Fagin you is safe :)

V-V