They think they've left the house neat and clean for Ms. C, well they are wrong!! We can climb the curtains, tunnel in the beds to get our furrs all over the clean sheets, shred the furniture, climb the entertainment center and knock off all of Mommy's collectables, roll the veggies from the garden off of the counter and onto the floor. Let's not forget to knock over trash cans and fling litter everywhere!! Come on guys, the more creative the better!! Let's
TRASH THE HOUSE!!!!
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PAR-TAY!!!! Do you have any window or door screens to climb?? I can climb them!!! And Ernie and Zoey can knock some trash cans over!!!
Wally
I can yak on chairs. And we all can play hide the tootsie roll (poops) in the beans stuff!
Oh boy!! We have been waiting to start! First how about a rousing game of THOE? Sam....can you manage a few of your famous hairballs? Seaborne....leave that white floof of yours everywhere like you do at home. Summer....feel like yakking??? Spats & Sassy....you two hang form the curtains!! Everyone.....fling the litter time!!!
WHOO HOO......WHAT FUN!!!
Got any good rugs we can yak on? Whre is the clean laundry? Seaborne....go pee on the bed!!! Oops...hope that lamp wasn't expensive!! CRASH....umm...is crystal shatterproof? WE ARE GONNA CLIMB ON THE COUNTERTOPS AND SEE WHAT WE CAN WHAP OFF!!!
Present and ready for house trashing duty! Speedy, get going on da yakking behind furniture, Sadie you climb drapes, curtains and see how many pillows, rugs and other loose things yoo can drag where dey don't belong...I'll be helping TT hide tootsie rolls...~Zippy
WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO
Sammy ::Starts whapping stuff off shelfs::
Miles ::starts throwing pillows all over the house::
Billy - FAGIN!!!! TRASH!!! PULL DOWN TOWELS!!!! PULL DOWN TABLECLOFS!!!!! CLIMB CURTAINS!!!! PLAYPLAYLPLAY TRASH TRASH TRASH!!!
We're all here! I've got the two buns who are brilliant at eating up baseboards and anything leather. Oh and I have crab from the Wharf in SF. If we leave the shells around that will get a good stink going!
Oops! I pooped on the bathroom floor! Are there any curtains I can help tear down? Where am I needed most????
I brought some LIZARDS with me! I will let them loose, and we can chase them all over the house! Do not worry if the tails fall off. That happens sometimes.
My claws are sharp, my eyes are bright and I am ready for some major house trashing!!!!
we are present and ready to trash.
Have no fear Beezer is here!!!
I specialize in whappin' books 'n' music CD ofa shelves.
LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!
Woot - Woot!!!!!
Sounds like fun. Our personal favorites are to climb things and knock things off, so we are heading for the entertainment center. If you walk just right, it looks like an accident, so you don't get in as much trouble - mwahahaha
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
We're heeeeeeerrrrrrreee.
Eric: I'm going to stroll around and leave clouds of floof everywhere.
Flynn: I'm going to fling litter and poops. Let's see who can fling the furthest. Hey Billy, you want to paddle in the toilet with me first?
Bendrix and I are hear!! We ate cheese and we're ready to yak behind the sofa where they won't find it for a loooong time!
*hack, hack, hack BARF!*
lizards!! *runs runs runs*
We're in. And we kitties have brought our big woofie siblings with us!
Buddy: I clean ceiling fans and chandeliers. **wink, wink**
Merci: I like to remove silverware from the drawer and hide the pieces.
Samaritan: I like to play with bedspreads but somehow they always rip. Can I offer my special services?
We are here, too! And we brought Moe & Jo, our duck furiends, and they are good are leaving runny poops everywhere! Whhoooo! Hooo! We love house trashing parties!
I am good at climbing curtains! Sam
Ans I can yak with the best of them!! Mr. T
Wooohoooo. Where is the TP and paper towels to shred? Then we can always eat too much and yay it back up alll over the place.
Whoohooo!!! A House Trashin'!!!
I'll splash water everywhere, and Persephone will race around like her butt's on fire with any kitty who wants, and whap stuff to the floor!
Hey everycat! Nice to see you all again! Next weekend, we're having a house trashin' at our place!!!
~Jack and Persephone
It's time to go CRRAAAAAZZZYYYY! We've never climbed the curtains before ... so that is what I wanna do. The Feline Americans will mess up the couch pillows an' drag the bed spread off of the bed. Whooo Hoooooo!
DMM
Wonderful! I will do whatever I can to help. I am very good at pulling strings out of blankets, curtains, covers, bedspreads - anything nice.
Karl and Ruis are on safari - I don't know if they have time to stop over - so I will try and work for three!
I am also good at leaving hairball messes. Big ones! And they leave stains! So i will do that too....
Mrs. OZ
We're here too!!!! Permission to come aboard, Captain Jack?
We just learned how to open cabinet doors over at Tara and Kavan's a couple weeks ago so we're ready to help out!!!!
We're also very good at lizard chasing!!!!!
Ooooo! Cupboard opening! I'm good at that! I can even open bifold doors and get in and leave furs on everything!
~Jack
Is Billy here? Fagin? I wanna PLAYPLAYPLAY! Jack doesn't play enough and I'm getting squishy!
~Persephone
This is fun! I will have to take notes because Mom and my Daddy are leaving us alone for two whole days and I think we may have to trash our house too!!
These curtains are fantastic to scratch doods! Perfect fabric, it doesn't snag my toes, they cut thru like butter.
I think I'll swing from them too! Whoo Hoo!
Herbie wants to put the bitey on the blinds...he's weerd. Where's the temptayshuns?!
KC said...
Sorry we's late, but we's here an raring ta go.
Oh, i's impressed, you's done a furry good job already.
Missy's ready wif a bunch of big hairballs
:: Missy yakking in background ::
Yup, right on cue, Missy.
An Faith Boomerang spent all morning getting hers claws extry-sharp. Hee hee... oh, she's already finded tha paper towels. Boys -- bathroom. Hee hee, that's them's specshultee. They can shred a shower curtain in 30 seconds flat. Dismantle it in 30 more.
Okay, tha Sherwood gang is here and ready to roll....
LETS TRASH
Sol said...
No, no, no, Herbie is right. Putting tha bitey on tha blinds is an art form. Few can master it, though. You should be encouraging him.
:: beams proudly ::
Our blinds are almost completely perfed, me and Smokey and BJ spent countless hours on this.
Faith Boo, unfortunately, only knows how to snap off the ends. Of course, that is another skill in itself. I'm sure she'll be glad to demonstrate.
Trash On....
I snuck a dead shrimp unner the bed cofers. Wait til they smell THAT! An I snuck one inta the toe of a shoe. Heh, Heh!
I think I can manage to fresh up your carpets with a nice urine spot! If someone can give me a hand up on the bed, I can probably manage to freshen it up as well!
Sorry we're so late to the party - is there anything left to destroy?! Come on Jake and Bert - let's go take care of those drapes!
Dante, once we're done with the trashing we can all teleport home - Mommy has extra snuggles and treats all ready for your visit!
Purrs,
Your Devoted Black Pearl
I hope we aren't too late! I'm looking for some cabinets to open, and Tara can pull all the stuff out to whap around the house!
Kavan
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I came by a while ago to trash some stuff!! It appears Blogger trashed my comment :(
Anyway, I can trash the trash to be sure it's properly trashed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey
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