Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Knock Knock!!

Captain Jack: Hey Fagin! Knock knock! Fagin: Captain Jack! You are talking to me! Oh wow!

Captain Jack: Yea yea, whatever. I said Knock knock!

Fagin: Who's here? Is it Aunt Susan?

Captain Jack: No Fagin, I am trying to tell you a joke. When I say "knock knock" you say "who's there."

Fagin: Right! But who is here? Is it Uncle Dave? He used to feed me you know. Maybe he brought me something to eat!

Captain Jack: No no no! Here, sit down and let me explain knock knock jokes to you.

***************************12 Hours Later**************************

Fagin: So you mean Uncle Dave is not here or do you mean that he is here and he didn't bring me any foods?

Captain Jack thinks: I am going to kill the kitten! No, I am going to sleep and when I wake up, this will all have been a very bad dream....


Fagin: I don't get it! Why is people knocking on doors funny? Are they going to be wearing a funny hat or something? I just wanted the foods that they brought. They did brings food didn't they? I so confused now.......

37 comments:

The Meezers said...

me doesn't get it eifur Fagin! why tell jokes when you can PLAY!!

PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!!!

Billy

Tybalt said...

Poor Captain Jack . . .

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Too funny! :D Fagin, you are so cute. Captain Jack, I can sympathize. I had to explain the concept of a knock knock joke to Merlin. It took a while, but he got it eventually.

Dragonheart

DEBRA said...

Oh Captain Jack
I feel for you...just remember Fagin is a wee little one...*chuckle* this was one cute knock knock joke. And Captain Jack you are the best!

Purrs and headbumpies
Your loyal lady love
Miss Boo

Vincent and Mike said...

Oh Fagin, you is still too tiny to get the knock knock jokes. we hope somebody knocks on your door with food.

Adan*Michico said...

Hhahahaha~~~~
Sometimes Tiny Fagin also have very fresh interesting thought!

TT said...

Fagin, I's with you there. Why are they knockings on the door withouts even tuna for us?

Dianna said...

Pot luck kitty will come calling and bring for pirate kitty with him!

Daisy said...

Fagin, you might be a little bit too young to understand knock-knock jokes. Wait until you get a little older.

Christina said...

Hey Captain Jack.
You and I got the same problem. Them youngins just don't get humor. My joke backfired too.
Purrs,
Trixie

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yes, I can see that knock knocks are difficult for some people--like the Woman...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha snort ha ha ha wow, that is good. poor Fagin, poor Captain Jack. at least they can be close to each other now.

we needed the laugh and cute photos. we found out today "it" didn't take. i'm hanging on mommy's lap next to the laptop while we surf the net. mommy will write your mommy this weekend.

Cat-a-holic, Lilly and Laila said...

Little baby kittens don't have all their "marbles" until they are one years old so don't be so hard on little Fagin Captain Jack! You has to teach him.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

HEHEHE :)

PB & J said...

Oh Fagin, you are just tooooo cute (and funny) - it's like who's on first!

My Darling Dante,
I would love to go to all the parties here - but we won't bring the party pooper that's here (he keeps going on about how he better get fresh nip and tuna)!
Purrs,
Your Pirate Princess Pearl

Mickey said...

Mom is laffin and laffin!!!!! Poor Captain Jack,heehee. You will understand someday Fagin,maybe.
Silly beans and their jokes ,heehee
Purrs Mickey

Junior said...

Ha ha!!! Cute one!

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa!
Someday Fagin will get it!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, Capt. Jack, Fagin did his best. He's just so young. But you both did very well.

Artsy Catsy said...

HAHAHA! We're rolling on the floor! You are just too funny, Fagin!!

Purrs,
Rocky-Bye-Baby in the treetop

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Oh dear, Fagin does not seem to get knock knock jokes. I feel sorry for Captain Jack.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Ha, ha, ha....Oh Fagin, you are so cute and adorable!

Be patient Captain Jack, he is still learning : )

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, Captain Jack, I think maybe kittens just shouldn't get involved with jokes.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Cat Street Boyz said...

Don't worry your cute lil' head over not understanding a knock knock joke Fagin. Next time, knock knock Captain Jack on his head, when he says who's there you say.....gee Captain Jack have you lost your memory? And that's one for the lil' kipper from The Cat Street Boyz

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, yur postie is so funny! My momma's crackin up!!!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I know how you feel dude! We've got TWO of those little nuisances. Hopeless!
Grr

Tiger Lily said...

Ooooooh poor Captain Jack! Maybe Fagin will understand when he gets a little older. You will let him get a little older, won't you?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahahahahahaha, poor Captain Jack. Trying to explain a joke takes all the fun out of it.

Camie's Kitties said...

Captain Jack and Fagin, that was very funny. We laffed and laffed as JH would say. Thanks for participating. We are having a blast going around and reading all the jokes.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

PS - what name did Dr. Aunt Susan decide on for her practice?

Willow said...

Hahahaha Poor Fagin just doesn't get how to do the joke! But I'm really laughing - this is a very funny almost non-joke joke!!!

What a fun day reading everyone's jokes! And today is my Gotcha Day too!

Purrrrrrrrs, Willow

Karen Jo said...

Hahahahaha! That is really funny. Don't worry little Fagin. You will understand some day. I applaud your patience, Captain Jack.

Moki said...

Oh Fagin, you is just to darn cute!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Captain Jack, you were very patient! This was the BEST post of the day!

Fagin: It's okay, knock knock jokes are a bit confusing!

The Crew said...

Hahahahaha! Very funny, guys.

Fagin, you don't look like your suffering from lack of food. You're getting huge!

ML said...

This is the best. Poor Captain Jack, patience, patience, patience. Hee hee.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

That was HILARIOUS!

Victor Tabbycat said...

ROFMOL! Captain Jack, you is furry patient. I tried to trick Bonnie wif a knock knock joke, but I fink... I fink she gotted the better of me.