Friday, February 29, 2008

A New Menance

We have had something that concerns us recently brought to our attention. As you know, we cats have enjoyed thousands of years of successful human enslavement. They think we are their cute little house cats and pets, but we know better! We are their true masters and they are only our slaves. However, this pattern could be in peril as some of our larger "brothers" may be trying to worm their way into our good thing. We are serious! Just look at this pictures that were sent to our female slave - we mean Mommy!


Look at those glowing eyes!!! Is he trying to kill the resident master cat with his lasers?

Do you see him in this picture? We think he might have been casing the home for weaknesses!

Do you see how brazen he is, actually coming up onto a porch that probably already belongs to a resident master cat??

Here he is growling and perhaps challenging the resident cat! We cannot let this happen! We must be viligant and ever watchful. We put all of the effort and time into perfecting the enslavement, we cannot let our larger cousins usurp our territory. We must fight for what is rightfully ours!! Are you with us? Do you heed our battle cry?! MEOW!!!!!!

PS: No new news on LK but we will keep you updated as we get the updates. Thanks again for all of your love and support and please know that we appreciate all of you more than we can ever say!

39 comments:

Tybalt said...

Mommy says she will take him in.

Mommy is crazy. I'm the only top kitty she needs. And I don't think the twins would like him either.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

That is a cougar! We'll take him in!

Jimmy Joe said...

Whoa! That kitty is big enough to take care of himself in the forest, I think. He's welcome to all the vishus deer he would like.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I think I just messed myself. Holy crud! Maybe he could be hired as the brute squad. I like Jimmy Joe's idea, we can pay him in stinky goodness to take care of the Vishus Deer problem...but certainly not let him in!

Still purrin and prayin for LK!

Parker said...

Holy Guacomole!
He may be my cousin, but he needs to stay outside!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Oh, my! That is the ultimate mancat, I think!

We're still purring for LK.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

yup - we think that's a vishus deer eater fur shure! he looks even scarier than Grr.
Riley

Daisy said...

Yikes! Is that a mountain lion!?!?! I think we should pay him to protect us from the Vishus Deer!

Riley & Tiki said...

We're pretty sure his name is Andre the Giantkitty. He IS the brute squad!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Eep I hope momma won't try to adopt one of them next! ~Queen Snickers

PB & J said...

Holy Moly is that scary! The biggest thing we've got around here is a fox - and that's big enough. Dante, I'm not sure you and I could manage to whap this one!

Purrs,
Your Pearl

Gandalf & Grayson said...

We have a cat in our neighborhood we call Menace Cat... but Jinkies! He'd better not come to our house. We'd never go outside again. And Nana would be very scairt. She's never go outside again.

Mickey said...

WOW!! That is one big cat!He would eat up all my stinky goodness in one meal!!! I'm with Jimmy Joe, he can have the Vishus Deers!!!!!
Come by my blog,I have an award for you :)
Purrs nickey

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

MEOW! Dat is a really big kitty. Yup, we need him to stay in da woods and keep down da vishus deer population.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Oh my goodness :-0 Look at those teeth!!

Where were these pictures taken?

Fat Eric said...

Eeeek. That kitty has big teeth.

Kaz's Cats said...

Yikes!!! We're suddenly very glad that there are no mountain lions roaming the streets of Melbourne - he looked to be in a mood!

By the way, we're still purring hard for LK,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh my! That is one big ferocious cat. You guys be careful.

Lux said...

Oh my goodness! I've heard we have those around here, but I've never seen one looking in! I must be vigilant!

Ernie's Voice, Chancy & Jake said...

Holly Cow! That would sure scare us, if we looked out on our patio and seen that! It's a beautiful animal.
We don't even know what to say to that!

((HUGS))~Ernie's Voice, Chancy & Jake

SophieKitty said...

COOL! But I would so be hiding somewhere!

Derby said...

Yikes, is that a big wild kittie on your back porch? Stay in and stay safe.

Jan said...

We sure hope you are indoor cats there. That's one huge cat.

We kitties are purring for LK. The dogs are trying to purr but they haven't got the hang of it yet.

jans funny farm

The Cat Realm said...

Oh my - we have those here too!!! I have never seen one - the "little" bobcat scares me enough!!!! But the staff says the cougar doesn't actually really care about us, the bobcat would be more dangerous. I don't understand the whole thing of why one cat would kill another cat to begin with....
Hurray for LK - keep on fighting, we know you can do it!!!!!

Karen Jo said...

Wow! We have those living in the forests around here, but I have never heard of one coming into town. Stay in and stay safe.

Camie's Kitties said...

Oh, we have those near us, but not too near. They like to eat cats that are allowed outside, so we are scared of them. They have even tried to eat some beans.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

goldenshade said...

Maybe he can work for Diamond over at her Pub. Now THAT"S a bouncer!!

~Goldie

Tyler said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Go home, big cat, go home.

We're purring ever so hard for LK. We just read about him today. We sure hope he pulls through.

We wish we had an Aunt Susan. You guys are very lucky.

Tara said...

That is one big kitty!

We just heard about LK. Lots of purrs and headbutts, we are glad he is doing better!

Tara

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Ya gotta right ta protekt yer house from strangers. We do!

MoMo said...

That's scary - I certainly don't want him in! Send him to Diamond!

I'm still purring hard for LK.

TT said...

Oh I do nots like THAT big kitty! He must stay aways from all our homes. I agrees, he can eats all the vishus deer he wants.

DaisyMae Maus said...

He's furry LARGE! I think a kitty like him would eat all of our Temptations ... an' then US.
DMM

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

OH HOLY CRAP! We just found out dat dem pikshers was taken by one of our uncle Gil's frends from up in Spooner Wisconsin! Dat's getting to close fur comfort! By da way, da cat was watching da man's blurpy things play on da kitchen floor! We think dey would eat baby beans too!

Christine and FAZ said...

That is amazing. How scary. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side. FAZ

Siamese Spring said...

Cougars are very beautiful but they will eat resident kitties without any hesitation! I think that he needs to stay outside!

Tiger Lily said...

Well! Mom is very red-faced with embarrassment. She helped me post my entry at the Siamese Spring contest and thought she had logged out but since then all my comments have been posting as Siamese Spring. Baaaad Mom!!

That was my comment!

The Cat Realm said...

Just checking on LK......

The Meezers said...

mommy said CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP!!