Mommy: Mommy is not very domestic - she does not cook ever (Daddy does and loves it - he dreams of being a chef) and she hates to clean so much that she hires someone to do it (which we like because we adore our cleaning lady. We call her Miss Betty and she loves us too! She even taught us Spanish so we are bilingual but we will not teach Mommy and Daddy - they have to learn on their own!).Daddy: From the minute he gets home on weeknights and from the second he wakes up on weekends he plays some silly game called World of Warcraft - nonstop. He even sets up a laptop so he can talk to all of the other geeks he is playing with!
Samwise: He gets into the trash. Mommy and Daddy have to either take the trash out when they leave the house or they have to put it where he cannot get to it because otherwise BAM! The can is knocked over and Sam is eating trash. Dogs are gross sometimes!
Beaux: Beaux will pee on the floor outside of our upstairs cat box. It drives our parents nuts to have to clean it up!
Dante: Oh, what should I tell you about Dante?! let's see - he hates having his scar on his back touched (he will put the bitey on you if you try to move his furrs to look at it) and sometimes when he's all happy and purring and being petted, he will put the bitey on you for no reason. Also, he loves to rub all over dryer sheets and play in laundry baskets....ok, that is more than one thing but I could not resist!!
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None of that sounds terribly bad to me. Except for Samwise getting in the trash, but I do think most dogs do that. P.U.
Captain Jack
My Momma says she wishes she didn't have to cook all the time...Daddy can hardly open our cans of food(sometimes he makes us wait for Momma for food-- well Abby won't eat for anyone but Momma)! And she really wishes someone would come in and clean the house! WE think that would be great too because Momma has to spend her whole day on Sunday cleaning. Especially cleaning up after the other kitties..not me mind you. I am neat and clean and I never make a mess, that's why I have the entire master bedroom to myself because Momma knows I love playing dress up with her things...OOPS I didn't mean to tell on myself. Shhh keep this a secret between us, ok?
Purrs and Nosekisses
~Miss Boo
Ha ha, both my parents are World of Warcraft geeks. My sister was this close to being named Sunwell or Sylvanus. She is jealous your mommy has a maid. Daddy promised that as soon as they have the green papers for it she can have one. What momma?.. oh brother, momma wants me to include "For the Horde!" told you she was a geek. ~Queen Snickers
Its good that your daddy cooks or you'd all starve! Maybe Dante has some bad memories of his ouchie so he like it left alone. I don't think we can really fault him for that.
What is it with the lazy mommies?
Yes, I think Tybalt made my point as well. I am noticing a pattern of behaviors (or not behaviors) in some of the blog sphere female persons on two legs. LAZY bunch, to say the least.
ML won't cook or clean. Well, she's fat, so she obviously cooks more than she cleans.
Very troubling trends here.
My dad is a pretty big geek too. He doesn't play WoW, but he does plenty of other geeky things. Mom really wants someone to come and clean the house, but dad doesn't think we need someone right now.
I loved your first Tuxie tattle tail!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
ha ha ha you little tattler. I told mommy I was going to tattle on her but she just held a can of stinky over her head and said "are you sure? cause you can't open cabinets and you have not thumbs." so no tattling on mommy....
mommy thinks next year she'll be able to get a cleaning lady back. all our green papers went to Chance so the nice lady who does our friends houses said she'd put us on the schedule for next year.
Very good Tattle Tail Tuesday.
My Mum longs for someone to clean our house........
haha oh my those are brilliant tattles! World of warcraft is apparently an excellent game, my human used to play it for hours!
I think that you put up with a LOT in your house! x
Oh our Mommy would love a maid - she's no Domestic Diva either! Daddy is the one that cleans out our boxes and does the dishes - she does do all the cooking though.
What a wonderful tattler you are!
Those are good tattles!
Mom could use someone to clean da house, but being da control freak she is nobody would stay! Dad, and we are serious here, does nothing. Not dusting, vacuuming, shoveling, dishes, cooking or any other thing. He goes to work, comes home, eats and takes a nap. Den he goes to ebay to look fur more lite bulbs and crap to clutter the house! He did vacuum when mom worked...
Tattle Tail Tuesday is funsies! Momma is the one who kleans up after alla us kitties, ecksept when somekitty leaves his or her poopies or pps uncofured, I go cofur 'em! I think that's furry nice of me, hehe.
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
*giggle*, those are excellent tattles! Mom is the cook in our house, too -- and all of us Ballicai try to persuade her to share nibbles with us while she cooks!
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!
HE HE. Momma can't cook well either and well, we also hire someone to clean 'cause Momma hates it so much!
G.
Good tattles,but not so bad you will be in the "dog" house!! Heehee
hee hee hee, I like yur tattle tuesday post!
Well....
I think it will figure out a good way to settle~!
Nice job tattling on your family Captain Jack! My mom isn't very domestic either. My dad does most of the household chores - my mom says it's all that good army training! She loves computer games, but has avoided any of the MMORPG games like World of Warcraft, because she knows they would suck up too much time.
No too bad, nothing that made my whiskers twitch!
The mom in this house doesn't like to cook much. I wish she would cook more cause sometimes when she does things fall on the floor and I can play with them.
Oh he, ya two come over to my place tomorrow cause I have a golden rose to give to ya. I got it at Miss Peach's tea party today and in the morning I will have five to give away. If I'm not there when ya come over just take it with ya, it's really pretty.
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