Heya kitties. Fagin here! For this Thursday 13 I am going to tell you about 13 things I get in trouble for. I have no idea why I get in trouble for these things, but either the beans or my brothers get on to me when I do them so maybe they are bad things. Tell me what you think!
1. Tring to eat dinner with Mommy. I mean, she has a whole plate of delicious, nummy foods - why is it wrong to want to try some myself by whapping pieces off the plate and into my mouth?
2. Putting the bitey on anything and anyone I play with. I love to put the bitey on Mommy cause she screams and says "FAGIN! STOP! NO BITEY!" If I did not bite her, she could not scream this and obviously she likes to scream it cause she screams it all the time!!
3. Stealing Dante's Temptations. I think he has to be done eating his cause I already finished mine and he still has some left. I do not want good treats to go to waste.
6. Taking Captain Jack's catnip. I am only trying to save him from himself. He's a nip addict and besides, he always gets more nip than I do! Not fair that he does not share!!
9. Attacking Samwise's tail. if he does not want me to attack it why does it have all of that nice lovely long furr and why does he move it so much? So enticing!
7. Attacking Mommy's hair. She has pretty hair so I want to grab it and eat it but she yells at me when I do this. WHY?
11. Climbing on the counters and onto the stove. Daddy puts foods there. I needs the foods! Who cares if its hot? What does burn paws mean?
13. Whapping Mommy on the nose and leaving a scratch on the very end of her nose. I think the stratch is stylish and now everyone knows that she is my Mommy too!
Is that 13? I do not think I can count right. I hope it is because I am tired of this now. I gots to PLAY! BILLY! COME AND PLAY!! PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!! Oh, sorry kitties, but sometimes a kitten just has to PLAY! YAY!!!