Heya kitties. Fagin here! For this Thursday 13 I am going to tell you about 13 things I get in trouble for. I have no idea why I get in trouble for these things, but either the beans or my brothers get on to me when I do them so maybe they are bad things. Tell me what you think!
1. Tring to eat dinner with Mommy. I mean, she has a whole plate of delicious, nummy foods - why is it wrong to want to try some myself by whapping pieces off the plate and into my mouth?
2. Putting the bitey on anything and anyone I play with. I love to put the bitey on Mommy cause she screams and says "FAGIN! STOP! NO BITEY!" If I did not bite her, she could not scream this and obviously she likes to scream it cause she screams it all the time!!
3. Stealing Dante's Temptations. I think he has to be done eating his cause I already finished mine and he still has some left. I do not want good treats to go to waste.
6. Taking Captain Jack's catnip. I am only trying to save him from himself. He's a nip addict and besides, he always gets more nip than I do! Not fair that he does not share!!
9. Attacking Samwise's tail. if he does not want me to attack it why does it have all of that nice lovely long furr and why does he move it so much? So enticing!
7. Attacking Mommy's hair. She has pretty hair so I want to grab it and eat it but she yells at me when I do this. WHY?
11. Climbing on the counters and onto the stove. Daddy puts foods there. I needs the foods! Who cares if its hot? What does burn paws mean?
13. Whapping Mommy on the nose and leaving a scratch on the very end of her nose. I think the stratch is stylish and now everyone knows that she is my Mommy too!
Is that 13? I do not think I can count right. I hope it is because I am tired of this now. I gots to PLAY! BILLY! COME AND PLAY!! PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!! Oh, sorry kitties, but sometimes a kitten just has to PLAY! YAY!!!
This is a picture of our guest bathroom. Mommy took it to show everyone the cat shower curtain that is in there. Yes, the whole bathroom is cat themed - Daddy calls it Mommy's bathroom beause only Mommy would have a cat bathroom. However, there is one thing Mommy hates about her cat bathroom....
The COLOR! Its an awful, seizure inducing bright yellow. Mommy's least favorite color on earth is yellow. The previous owners of our house painted it this color and Mommy and Daddy had not gotten around to changing it - til this weekend. Yep, we painted the bathroom and me, Fagin the Mini Mancat helped them lots!!
One thing I learned about painting is that its messy! Daddy got sheetrock mud dust everywhere first (to patch any holes or imperfections in the wall) and then had to clean it up. I helped out! See? Here I am playing with - I mean inspecting - the paper towels that they used to clean with..
And here I am attacking - I mean inspecting the ceiling for further messes. I did it laying down on my back and upside down so I would not srain my neck. Also, the laser eyebeams helped illuminate any dirt that I needed to clean.
After cleanind, Daddy put down a drop cloth to catch any paint spills. I helped here to but holding down the drop cloth while Daddy gor ready to paint. I think I did a great job too!! Mommy and Daddy are not quite done with the bathroom but here is what the new color will look like.
The color is called Shark Loop and is a very pretty blue grey. We'll post more pictures of the cat bathroom when Mommy and Daddy are completely done with it. I think its pretty so far!!
My twin and I want to thank all of our friends for coming to our party. We had a great birthday celebrating with all of our friends and we hope that you guys enjoyed yourselves too! Thanks everyone!! We may just have to make the joint Dante and Kellie Birthday Celebration an annual event!
That's right, it's Kellie, Dante's cosmic twin! Dante is thrilled that he can share his birthday party with his big sister. Kellie will be seven years old tommorow so be sure to wish her a Happy Birthday!
We know that all of the salt water and sun may be making you kitties a bit thirsty so please help yourself to some drinks! We have our special pirate cat rum punches...
And all the niptinis and nip-ritas and nip and tonics you could possibly want! Please help yourself.
For all of you underage kitties - this means you Fagin and Billy and Lego - we have nice, cool, and refreshing milk for you!
If you would like a little snack to keep you going, please try some of the Temptations. We are fully stocked for all of your snacking needs.
As we said, the fish are really biting. We got some fish earlier this morning and have them in this tank so you can pick out your own very fresh fish if you do not wish to catch your own. Of course, we have plenty of nets and poles if fishing is appealing to you.
We also have a seafood set up filled with everything you could want - shrimp, crawfish, lobster, scallops, clams - the list goes on and on....
Our human slaves will cook it anyway you want. Just go and tell them what you want and sit back as they serve you. 
For those that prefer red meat to seafood we have some fabulous hamm
And delicious steaks too!! And its a birthda party so we have some great cakes too!
Happy Birthday Kellie! Maximillan picked out this cake for you because he said it was only fitting for his princess.
Happy Birthday Dante!! We got your a pirate cake that comes complete with whappable humam pirate toys!!
We hope everyone is ready to party into the night and next morning! 
We're going to have Dante's party on our special Carribean island that only us pirate kitties know about. The party will start about 9am when we will begin ferrying party guests to the island via The Black Furball.
On the island will we have swimming, fishing, beach combing, sunbeam bathing, sand castle building, and of course food, food and MORE FOOD! Also, we will have a very special guest with who Dante will share the title of birthday honoree at the celebration. Can you guess who it is? Don't tell her if you do know who it is because its a surprise!! We hope to see everyone there!!!
This was my very first picture I ever had taken. I had no name and my eyes were barely open. My last sibling had just gone to the bridge and the Food Lady (Aunt Susan) was afraid that I would join my siblings at the Bridge too.
Kitties, our pirate cat attack - it worked!! Mommy was able to do something she has not done is a very long time - she came home early! She was home, the dogs were let outside, and she was giving us nummies but the time on the clock!! Woohoo! She is not usually home until like three hours after that time so we were thrilled!!
Pirate kitties unite! We're putting our 
When we're done, we'll pull out the pirate cat rum and the primo nip we "borrowed" off that special nip boat we boarded last week and have a party on the Black Furrball! Pirate Kitties, let's go!!!
Your assignment is to find YOUR special hiding place. Some kitties do not realize the vital importance of having that one hiding spot that no one knows about other than you (and maybe your Mommy). Trust me kitties, its well worth the work to find this special place. Take this room for instance. This is actually our smallest guest room that Daddy converted into Mommy's closet (we have a small house with limited closet space and Daddy soon realized that he would not have anywhere to store his clothes unless he did something so he made Mommy her own walk in closet). Do you see a kitty anywhere in here? No, I bet you don't. Why is that?
Yep, there's definitely a reason I am the Captain. I hope you enjoyed your lesson....Now, I am going back to sleep to dream of my Pirate Lady Love.......
