Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Tuxie Tuesday

Finally, I get the bloggie all to myself and do not have to share with that little brat demon on Tuesday. Tuesdays are for Tuxies I say, NOT Tabbies. Sigh. It is not easy living with the brat you know. He attacks me when I am trying to sleep and last night he was lying on MY Mommy and I had to run him off of her lap! Sigh. He eats my crunchies and the idiot thinks Temptations are for batting around. I kid you not! He bats his Temptations around as if they are toys and not nummy morsels. Kittens are idiots!

I heard the worse thing last night too. I was lying on Mommy (after I ran the moronic kitten off) and she said to Daddy "Hey, I talked to Susan today! She has two more kittens that she is hand raising...." Thankfully, my very smart, intelligent, and wonderful Daddy immediately said "NO MORE KITTENS!" Woohoo! I knew I loved that man for some reason! Mommy did say she agreed that we were full but that she wanted to go and see the kittens at Aunt Susan's house soon.
She better not bring any more kittens home. I think we should return the one we have - he's got to be defective or something! Lady Boo - if they bring another demon monster home, can I come and live with you?

23 comments:

TT said...

Mommy Bean says that kittys are like tato chips, you can't has just one!

I has to agree with you, Capt Jack, nufs e nuf. No more kittens in my house either.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Captain Jack, we hope that you and Fagin will become friends in time. I have to admit that although Merlin can be a little annoying at times, at other times he is incredibly sweet, and I am very happy to have him as my little brother. - Dragonheart

The Meezers said...

FAGIN!!! tem-tay-shuns is good FOODS!!!! ME LOVES THEM!! come ofur and PLAY! PLAYPLAYPLAYPLAY!!! - Billy

Captain Jack, no more kittens in our house either. they poot too much and they're always wet.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

uh oh....you'd better put your paw down Jack. I think you may wind up with 2 more cabin kittens to train! ha ha ha


Since Tybalt tagged you already, Bendrix tagged Fagin and Dante for a Meme.

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

At least kittens don't bark! Our baby woofie barks at us and tries to steal our food. She eats our treats, she even likes nip flavor ones! She takes our toys and hogs the big bed. She poos on the floor BlAAA!!! I think I'd prefer a kitten and no Mom that does not mean you can go add a kitten to our household. ~Queen Snickers

Tybalt said...

Fagin will learn in time, Jack. You just have to be patient.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Captain Jack, YOU CANNOT RETURN FAGIN! Mommy is in love with him! Just send him to her!!!

What great pictures of you on the blog today!!!

Ana said...

Little kitties can be annoying but also too sweet. Don't return Fagin! He is soo cute :)

Tiger Lily said...

Ha! I know just what you mean Captain Jack!! Ruckus is still a real pain!!! Maybe someday we will be friends but right now it is just easier to hiss at her.

I wonder if that is how Jemima feels about me?

Junior said...

I know exactly how you feel! While Orion has his uses, he also is t-r-o-u-b-l-e!!!!!!!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Captain Jack, you are so funny! We know you LOVE Fagin!

Great pictures of you today.

DEBRA said...

Oh Captain Jack
I had to still my heart when I saw your handsome face staring at me from your bloggie. My tail poofed up I was so happy. I could think of nothing that would please me more than for you to come and live with me...oh that would be so divine, but your Mommy would miss you terribly and so would Dante. I am sure even Fagin would find a big hole in his heart if you were gone away. I think sometime we should scamper away together so I can be alone with my handsome pirate.........


I think I will nap and dream of you my sweet pirate....

Purrs and headbumpies
Your devoted Lady Love
Miss Boo

Daisy said...

Kittens need a lot of training! Do not worry, little Fagin will settle down in time.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Warning Purrageous Pirate!!! No! Do NOT let your Mom go to Aunt Susan's to see the new kittens. No! She will bring them home. It's just much too tempting for a kitty Mom to look at a cute little kitten!! No!!!!!

PB & J said...

I feel you pain buddy - when my big sister and brother went to the Bridge I had to train two kittens, it's a killer. The good news is that they eventually calm down (a bit) - hang in there!
- Jake

Hello my Dearest! I found my head again - Mommy said I was just being silly, but I told her I was looking adoringly at one of your pictures and I completely lost my head!
Purrs and Nosekisses,
Your Pearl

SophieKitty said...

You look very handsome in that first photo! I hope for your sake that no more kittens come back to your house.

Adan*Michico said...

NO MORE KITTENS~! Hahahahaha~~~
This sign also catches my feeling as well~!
I think Tuesday is for Tuxie as well~!!!! But my bean make it tummy Tuesday, that is all wrong!!!
Must thinking of something to do!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Mebbe a tuxie thing. Ayla drives me crazy sometimes!

LC

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We gerls say dat alla time...no more. But daddy and Speedy would love baby kittens to be here alla time! Are dey addled in da brain?

Camie's Kitties said...

Capt. Jack, those are great pictures of you. We think you are beginning to like Fagin - just a little.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

goldenshade said...

Poor Captain Jack! Life with kittens seems really rough. I have a hard enough time dealing with an old ladycat. No offense Shade.

You look like the king of the castle on your tree though.

~Goldie

PS- The PM is soooo jealous of your garden post . She's in the middle of a weed battle left over from the Fall. :(

Lux said...

Hey, I like your cat tree! Don't worry; Fagin *will grow up and then you might even like him!

Sunny's Mommy said...

I don't think Fagin is returnable. Sorry to hear he's turned into a little brat demon. Maybe he'll grow out of it. I hope so for your sake.