Ahoy mateys!! Its Mancat Monday here at the Black Furrball and in honour of this day, we are going to tell you how we spent the weekend - punishing the scurvy dog who is She Who Calls Herself Our Mother. Yep!! We have started our revenge tatics to punish the Woman Who Claims to Be Mommy for not helping us blog! Just listen to what we did!!
Saturday morning, Captain Jack started the revenge by meowing as loud as he could beginning at 4am!! The Captain did not stop this until 6am (he sung 99,000 Bottles of Catnip Rum on the Wall - it was pawsome!) when She Who is Not Really Our Mommy made Daddy get up with us. Not to be outdone by the Captain, Fagin began round two by performing the classic snuggle, snuggle, purr, purr, CHOMP!! YES! This made the Woman We Are Mad At get out of bed much earlier than she wanted. We then faked her out by actually being nice to her the rest of the day. Saturday night now, that was a mission for the First Mate! Sir Dante punished the Woman Who is No Longer Sick But Still Does Not Help Us Blog by sleeping on her head all night! He even made biscuits on her head occasionally to wake her up. When she got mad that crazy ginger pirate purred and squinted at her quite fetchingly, deflecting her anger and urge to toss him across the room. He is the master!!
Last night we let the Woman Who Had Better Shape Up sleep as we planned our next round of attack. What do you kitties think? What should we do next??
11 comments:
Oh I think that is great revenge. However, you might want to start meowing in tandem even earlier--like all night long!!!
Take turns getting up every hour. All night long. heh heh
EG
I find that walking on the bladder works great as revenge.
FAGIN!!! WE NEEDS TO PLAYPLAYPLAY!! ME IS HERE!!! PLAYPLAYPLAY!!!!! YAY!!!! - Billy
99,000 Bottles of Catnip Rum on the Wall! What a great song!
You have gotten off to a good start. We agree tho, that you need to take turns walking on her bladder, and then waking her up every hour on the hour. We are glad to hear your mommy is feeling better tho.
Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie
Hahahaha...we did dat to mom Saturday/Sunday! Dad told us dat if we did not let mom get some sleep she would throw us all out in da garage and we would not haf any snuggles, treats or nice soft beds. We let her sleep...
ah yes, it is the impending blurpy thing that is making your mommy so lazy. mine too has been sluffing off on our blogging and visiting duties.
The Furry Kids have the same idea I have. See, if your mommy, like mine, gets up every 2 hours all night to pee ex: midnight, 2am, 4am etc. then you need to wake her at 1am, 3am etc.
The key to making this fun for you, and not dangerous (hormones you know) is to run across her real hard and fast and GET OUT of arms reach...This is only successful for one night because if you do it to many nights, the bitc, um, crankiness seeps into the daytime and that is no fun...
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Do the old standby - poop on her pillow! - Molly
Gosh, we don't need to think of anything guys. You're doing quite well on your own!
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